15 Classic Dad Jokes Too Funny Not to Laugh At

It’s almost Father’s Day. What better way to celebrate dads everywhere than with their notorious dad jokes? No matter how embarrassing they can be, we love them for putting a smile on our faces – or at least trying to. 

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

1 jim carrey

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2. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.

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3. Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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4. “I’ll call you later.” Don’t call me later, call me Dad.

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5. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

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6. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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7. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

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8. How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

8. barney

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9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

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10. CASHIER: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?” DAD: “No, just leave it in the carton!’”

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11. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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12. Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

12. patrick stewart

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13. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

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14. “Me: ‘Dad, could you make me a sandwich?’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

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15. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

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